Ooops I Ripped My Pants!

Here's a story for ya.

I'm teaching around 15-20 adults in a confirmation class for parents. We're about 4 minutes into our time together. I'm using the dry erase board, and drop the eraser. I bend down to pick it up, and thats when it happens...

About a 3 inch tear along the right side of my zipper.

Thats right, in front of parents of students I help teach, I have a gaping hole in the crotch of my jeans. Awesome.

So, I did what anyone else would do. Gathered what little pride I had left and said: "Well, I just ripped my pants. I'm not sure what to do next. So there it is, let's just keep moving."

*shakes head*

H.O.P.E.

I saw a Hummer commercial and went to check out the website because at first I thought the commercial was for:

1. a new discovery channel show
or
2. some stormchaser movie or a twister sequel.

It's for real.

Hummer
Owners
Prepared for
Emergencies

...I wish I didn't think it was kind of cool.

Check it out.

YEA BABY!

It's nearing the end of 2007. You know what that means.

NEW 2008 MALIBU.

At Last

Finally some hard data. I had always wondered why everywhere I go people stare at me.

All Time Lows

Check this out.

Don't want the hassle of going to a gym? Have it brought to you! Curbside fitness is a giant luxury truck filled with workout equipment that will pull up to your house for an hourly rate.

A couple friends spotted the bus in a luxurious area of St. Louis yesterday and alerted me to the existence of such a service. Wow.

How ridiculous a society where you don't even have to have a gym at home to get a gym at home. Why would you ever want to leave the house anyways?

Hillarious Commercial

Air Guitar

A month or so ago, the Blue Note in Columbia MO held an air guitar contest. I'm friends with the dude featured in the story, pretty hillarious. Check out the story here.

Faith in Action pt 3

Behold, The Tither. With powers to give 11% and sit through endless sermons on stewardship.

Mullet Man Rides Again

Here's the second in our "Superheros of the Pews" series. Behold, Mullet Man. With his unmistakable presence and encyclopedic knowledge of how ministry was done in the 80's, MulletMan is the greatest church attender of all time!

Faith In Action

Here's the first video in a series done by our Worship Planning Team: Faith In Action covering the Methodist Vows: Prayers, presence, gifts, service. Dr. Devotion is Prayers.

Fireside Chat

Here's a video we shot for a recent youth parent meeting. Poking fun at the "difficulties" of youth ministry. Let's see what ol' Pops has to say about this one!

Hillarious

So, you need to check out this website:

http://www.dontbethatguy.com

I really learned a lot about myself and my annoying tendancies. Another great site to visit is:

http://www.doineedajacket.com

Thanks to Johnny V. for this one. Who amongst us hasn't thought: "Hmm....its a bit chilly outside, should I wear a jacket?"