Here's a story for ya.
I'm teaching around 15-20 adults in a confirmation class for parents. We're about 4 minutes into our time together. I'm using the dry erase board, and drop the eraser. I bend down to pick it up, and thats when it happens...
About a 3 inch tear along the right side of my zipper.
Thats right, in front of parents of students I help teach, I have a gaping hole in the crotch of my jeans. Awesome.
So, I did what anyone else would do. Gathered what little pride I had left and said: "Well, I just ripped my pants. I'm not sure what to do next. So there it is, let's just keep moving."