Hey kids! Can you say "collusion"?!?!?

It's not every day you learn a new word. ESPN.com posts this article about free agents like Barry Bonds and Kenny Lofton not being signed to any MLB teams. The players association is investigating for possible collusion (secret agreement, esp. for fraudulent or treacherous purposes; conspiracy.)

Hhhmmm...Maybe it is collusion. Or maybe

-Barry is old
-Barry is a distraction to a team, as he is a walking media circus
-Barry has not been Mr. Congeniality in the locker room
-Barry could very well be facing perjury charges soon

But other than that, who wouldn't sign him!?

If there's two occasions where multiple question marks and exclamations are used- I hope you're picking up the sarcasm here! COME ON. This is ridiculous! Barry is washed up, so why does it have to be some big conspiracy? Take the hint!